Check out Kelley Lynn's Guest Post about the Top 11 Dumbest Facebook Status Updates Ever. Kelley Lynn is a comedian in NYC and teaches college courses on comedy on Long Island. Kelley is outrageous and funny and has a way of making us all see how absurd and impressed with ourselves we all are. Except, of course, ahem, for bloggers. We are completely not absurd and impressed with ourselves, well, only because we should be. Right. Moving on:
So we all love Facebook. It is a nice little distraction from day to day life; or a great place to hang out while you are at a boring office or temp job, etc. Mostly; its a wonderful way to reconnect with people you honestly didn't think you'd have a chance in hell of ever hearing from again; and that is pretty neat. But for the Love of God, people, can we stop with all the stupid facebook status updates? Please? Im guessing the answer to this question would be no; simply because there will always be morons in the world and morons write stupid messages. So as long as morons exist; I shall continue to mock them endlessly. It's just what I do. And those of you who know me or have read my Wedding Planner Blog know that I do not do Top 10 Lists. I do Top 11 Lists. This is my way of honoring the great Nigel from the classic movie "This Is Spinal Tap." So I now present to you my list of THE TOP 11 DUMBEST FACEBOOK STATUS MESSAGES. As always - "these go to eleven."
To read what makes the top 11 and what Kelley has to say about it click here.